If you're looking for a lightweight, slim, and trim solution to your portable audio needs, look no further than the DASH A. This ultra-thin, high-quality soundbar connects with any Bluetooth-capable device to thrum out ten hours of bodacious sound per charge. It's so tiny that you can even keep it in your purse as a body pillow for your mini-poodle. It normally sells for $199, but today you can get one at 69 percent off for just $59.99.
If you do a lot of traveling, then check out the Bluepot Bluetooth Speaker and Power Bank pronto. The Bluepot acts as a portable speaker and charger, capable of fully zapping up your iPhone five times and playing 150 hours of music before it needs to recharge. And unless your next flight is to the moon, that's more than enough time to get you where you need to go. Normally the Bluepot will run you $80, but today you can get one for $46.99, a 41 percent discount.
There's always major cred to be had when your speaker looks as good as it sounds, and that is where The Cube comes in. This sleek, shiny, futuristic audio box will blast out your tunes in style, with the added bonus of making you look like the DJ at a Borg wedding. Normally The Cube sells for $49.99, but today you can get one at 56 percent off for just $21.99.
If you want to be able to enjoy your music anywhere, whether you're on top of a snowy mountain, in the middle of the ocean, or in the bathroom of your RV, then you need to check out the G-DROP. This nigh-invulnerable speaker grants you six hours of high-quality sound per charge, so you can bring the jams with you all the way to Atlantis. Normally the G-DROP sells for $50, but today you can knock 30 percent off that price and pick one up for just $35.
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