not be exploiting the fact that nobody called "No Takebacks" when we made an announcement. The winner of CRACKED's first thing like this is...
C. J. TUOR!
His entry "Timed Presentation" so dominated everyone else's that we're positive all the entrants will join us in our chorus of contest-rules-mandated praise. CONGRATULATIONS, CONTESTANT! You can look forward to seeing your sketch brought to vivid life by the CRACKED team and featured on the very front page, as well as 300 bucks, AKA what we found in the cracks of Soren's waveless waterbed after "Make It Rain" night.Enjoy our orgy-stink all up in your Paypal, C.J.And to all those who entered, a hearty thanks from the CRACKED team. There were so many good sketches submitted, we plan to do this again soon, and may in fact never have to do our jobs again. Keep living our dreams, kids. Keep living our dreams.
If you missed this contest, or were one of the many fantastic entries who didn't get selected (as opposed to the entries that were just racism in rhyming couplets) it's NOT too late. You can post your videos in the forum any time. If we like them, you'll be on the front page of the site and marginally wealthier in no time.
If you don't make movies, but have an idea in mind that would make a great article, sign up for our writers workshop! Do you possess expert skills in image creation and manipulation? Mediocre? Even rudimentary? Are you frightened by MS Paint and simply have a funny idea? You can create an infograpic or just write a script for one and you could be on the front page of Cracked.com tomorrow!
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