Nobody Ever Said Parenting Was Going To Be Easy: The Daily Nooner (EST)!

Girl's Mom Is A Stupid Fucking Idiot You know what is the absolute worst? When your stupid fucking mom gives you your brand new Lexus ON THE WRONG DAY. Seriously. How hard is it to get that right, mom? Buy me the Lexus, throw me the party, then give me the Lexus ON THE DAY OF THE PARTY. Do I have to write it down for you? Christ. That's why I don't understand why this video is titled "Spoiled Girl Cries Over Getting A Lexus." The problem isn't that she's spoiled; it's that her STUPID FUCKING IDIOT of a mother can't get the timing right. You only turn 15 once. Most people get married more than once these days, so in a way, a 15th birthday is more special than a wedding. Considering that, I think it's totally understandable that this girl would want it to be absolutely perfect, and what could make your party more perfect than receiving a $60,000 gift that you aren't legally allowed to drive yet? It WOULD'VE been perfect, I guess... you know, if mom hadn't gone and fucked everything up. When you see shitty parenting like that it's just about enough to make you puke. So when you read YouTube comments that say things like:
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"Fucking. Stupid. Whore. I would fuck her up." - Suprcassanova "Oh my god she cried for that? I hope you read this CHOKE ON A F*CKING DOG'S COCK spoiled bitch" - nefasto80 "I hope she gets pregnant." - RIShearer1985 Just remember that they're all misdirected. And if you're a 15 year old girl who cries when you receive a luxury car for your birthday, think about this video, reassure yourself that your mom is a total bitch who wants to ruin your life, then tell her you hate her and cry your little eyes out. You earned it, little princess!
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