Miley, Mandy and Me (Hannah Montana's a Bitch)


“Hannah Montana is the reason your dad left.”-uber
“Hannah Montana poops in your coffee, every single morning.” -tashton
“Hanna Montana has had, to date, 665 abortions. The 666th will be the antichrist.” -Garida
“Hannah Montana secretly masterminded the assassination of Benazir Bhutto. She’s totally, like, soooo against a Democratic Pakistan y’all.” -
“Hannah Montana is calling you from INSIDE THE HOUSE!” -pimphand
“Hannah Montana keeps JFK and John Lennon as pets on a derelict island in the south pacific.”-IHateHannah
“Nicolas Cage has made many bad movies.” -Gladstone
“New Hannah Montana album tracklisting: 1. Communism Rocks! 2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejab is My Best Friend 3. Eat Your Parents 4. Hey Kids! Meth Tastes Like Candy! 5. Mmmm… Baby Rape! 6. Heil Hannah! 7. Murder is Fun For Everyone 8. KILL!!!!!!! 9. I Just Ate a Kitten 10. Fuck the Geneva Convention 11. So What (Anti-Nowhere League cover… look up the lyrics)” -
“Hannah Montana invented racism. Hannah Montana gave Michael J. Fox Parkinson’s. Hannah Montana is a Patriots fan.” -Neil
“Hannah Montana once hurt me badly. I wrote a film script I was extremely proud of, and I was copyediting it one night, when the window beside blew through into a million splinterry pieces. Then, dressed in a black cloak, Hannah Montana stepped through under cover of a howling gale, grinning like a loon. “I demand your script, I’ve heard about it in my underground cave of doom, and I think it’s going to make me even MORE of a millionaire.” “No Hannah Montana, this is MY script. I worked very hard on this,” I told her, quite sadly. “Ignorant peon, stand aside.” She took my script by brute force, and for good measure, kicked my cat up the butt. Then she left, cackling manically. My cat can’t sit down properly any more. And she turned my stolen film script into the Bratz Movie and sold it on.” -Captain Ross
“Hannah Montana gave Magic Johnson AIDS.”-Oleo
“Hannah Montana told me she was 19.” -Juanito Gallo
And my personal favorite:
“Who the fuck is Hannah Montana?” -newslamp