Maxim Strays From Journalistic Excellence?
- American Idol winners will continue to have short-lived careers based entirely on records sales to 14 year old girls.
- Scott Weilland of STP with OD ASAP
- Lennon Murphy will be inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame for penning I Am The Walrus.
- Movies made using the lyrics to random Bealtes songs as 85% of the script’s dialog will suck.
- One day Clay Aiken and Lance Bass will share an awkward elevator ride consisting of Lance continually checking his watch in pantomime, tugging on an imaginary long white beard and coughing “come out already” under this breath.
- Eventually, everyone in creation ---even die-hard Metallica fans--- will come to the realization that the boys may have made some great Metal, but they’re a bunch of whiny, insufferable pricks.
- It's only a matter of time before I write another post alienating most of my friends.
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