Only kind of pizza you can find has chicken eyes on it.
It's kind of hard to sound sincere harping on something so obvious but for fuck's sake already: FREE TIBET
. China, unless you've got some desperate need for a supply of cheap yellow robes, you have no reasonable excuse for what you are doing.
Now they're fighting back
, and you take it as an excuse to call them "insurgents?"
What the fuck were they for the last thirty years of totally peaceful protest? You suck, your coal mines suck, and your quality control guys need to get a serious talking to before they just start sending us crates of poison gas.
Remember that monk. He fucking DID that. Our founding fathers did a lot of shit for our independence, but they sure as hell didn't light themselves on goddamned fire. This guy knows what he wants, in a way and to a degree that should get your attention, if not your respect.
And China can call him an "arsonist" all they want; he's still way more badass than John McClane walking over the shards of glass at the end of Die Hard
Although McClane would probably still win in a fight. Unless the flaming monk managed a good pin early on, but then it'd just be sort of a tie.
But I digress...FREE TIBET!
When not blogging for Cracked, Michael practices self-immolation as head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!
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