‘There is something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusory appearance of good health, while germ-laden medical waste washes up on the sand all around them’
EDITOR'S NOTE: If you haven't been staying up entirely too late watching horrible TV, you should know that the male actor's dialogue has been left exactly as delivered in the now classic ExtenZe ad.
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Whether he’s working with arthouse auteurs or Robert De Niro, the actor-director brings an intense likability to every role he plays. No one rocks Blue Steel the way he does