If the Avengers Were 10 Times Manlier
The Avengers are Earth's mightiest heroes: a viking god, a bipolar nerd, an alcoholic weapons dealer and the living symbol of a country that has to borrow numbers from China in order to measure its obesity rate. This month, Man Comics is retelling the Avengers' incredible origin story -- a tale so filled with virility that it would be impolite to start reading it without warning your woman's entry points.
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