The Avengers are Earth's mightiest heroes: a viking god, a bipolar nerd, an alcoholic weapons dealer and the living symbol of a country that has to borrow numbers from China in order to measure its obesity rate. This month, Man Comics is retelling the Avengers' incredible origin story -- a tale so filled with virility that it would be impolite to start reading it without warning your woman's entry points.

AVENGERS THE MEETS: THE ORIGIN THE AVENGERS! WHAT'S SUDDENLY: LOKI! WATCHING THE HULK? HULK JLIMP. WHAT THE SHITI? KNOW LIKE WHAT SHIT JUMP. SHIT.

If the Avengers Were 10 Times Manlier

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THE OD OF THUNDER OVERHEARD YoUR DICK PUNCHING! WHOSE CROTCH SHALL BE FIRST IT'S TRUE! T'M TO TASTE MJOLNIR'S TWAS THE MISCHIEF NGK-- GOING TO PUKE. K

AVENGERS THE Vs. IT'S HARD BEING ANT-MAN. WHO? AVENOE RS HIC! WEIRD SEXAL WHATS ASSHOLE WHO WORDS GET WANDA. THE FLICK OUT. AMIHTY THOR!!! OH MY GO

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