Evolution Update: Only 993 Years Left To Choose Teams!
And then after that hotness kicks in, "sexual selection" will do the rest. Gotcha. Beautiful people will only be having sex with beautiful people, thereby making more beautiful people. Meanwhile, dorks and fatties will be generating loser spawn capable only of scoring with other trolls and/or Oliver Curry. Yeah, that makes sense. You can't argue with it. It's science. Except it's wrong. You'd think an economist would realize how money works. Because I'm pretty sure there's at least one guy without movie star good looks who can bed just about anyone he wants. Hell, I'd even blow him if he could get my Windows Vista working right.