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Awesome Video Of The DayBikini Body Builder Vs. Rubik's Cube
Things got a little hectic last week. Between the heated debate over the merits of Guitar Hero and the public shaming of an awe-inspiringy douchey commenter (which backfired, incidentally), I slept for pretty much the entire weekend, waking occasionally to half-consciously eat stale crackers and play Halo 3. Needless to say it was an unbelievably restful weekend and I'm feeling completely recharged, but I'm still a little nervous. Last week showed me just how irritable you people can get, so I'm going to try my hardest not to post anything even marginally divisive this week.
That's why I'm posting a video today of a female bodybuilder solving a Rubik's Cube with a bunch of guys playing drums around her - as far as I can tell there's nothing to really argue about. The guys play drums, the female bodybuilder solves the Rubik's Cube, and that's pretty much it. There isn't really much open to interpretation here - except that part at the end, when she holds up the piece of paper that says "NEVER HIDE" on it. I don't know what this says about me, but I actually thought that was actually the strangest part of the video. Then again, I solve Rubik's Cubes with female bodybuilders on a semi-regular basis, so maybe that's to be expected.
Whatever - I'm allowed to have a life outside of this blog, aren't I?
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