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Capitalism had its chance, and what did it give us? Smartphones with no headphone ports, tiny plastic bricks that hurt when you step on them, and an attic full of unopened magic sets. So we're done with it. Instead of the market determining the cost, we're going to let you determine the cost by selling these useful classes for the price you think makes sense. Here's how it works: Pay anything you want to grab part of the bundle. Beat the average price, and you'll get everything included. Explore them below to find out more.
Transparent Language is a language learning technique that uses a complex system of activities to funnel an entirely new way of speaking directly into your brain. The options here are crazy. You can learn French, Russian, Cantonese, Farsi, you name it. Plus, there are all kinds of options for different proficiency and experience levels.
These classes range in price from $9.99 to $149.99 and can be yours in the Cracked Shop right here.
These classes give you the run-through of all the different facets of big data, from artificial intelligence to Java to MySQL 8. They'll even teach you how to interpret those facets, so that you're not just staring at big sheets of numbers all day.
Each of these classes is a $51 value by itself, but you can get them all in the Cracked Shop.
Android is one of the most exciting and diverse landscapes to program in, and the classes in this bundle will teach you how to build location-based, networking, and material design apps. No, you can't program your phone to have a headphone jack, but there's still plenty out there to learn.
This is over $1,500 worth of classes, available now in the Cracked Shop.
If you study the way of Excel, you will master not only numbers, but graphics and charts as well. It's truly awe-inspiring stuff, and if push came to shove, we could represent that in chart form for you. 40 hours of training and over $270 worth of classes can be yours in the Cracked Shop.
A VPN is like having a bouncer for your laptop, constantly punching malware and region restrictions in the face with gigantic fists named "cyber" and "security."
Python isn't just the coolest snake (sorry, cobras are so last year). It's also a dope programming language that you can use to create engaging interactive programs. This three-class bundle will take you from a Python newbie to a digital snake charmer. $123 worth of classes, available in the Cracked Shop now.
Oracle is used to turn data into insight and strategy for your business, and this eBook bundle gives you seven classes and nearly $400 worth of training in Oracle. You'd practically be committing a crime against your business for not taking advantage of this. Grab it now in the Cracked Shop.
Knowing Arduino is a key part of building drones, which means that after you take these classes, you'll be one step closer to being a master of robots. It is available now in the Cracked Shop for the low, low price of whatever you feel like paying.
Most people learn sound mixing through years of trial and error and stumbling backwards through programs they don't understand. With this bundle, you'll be able to skip almost all of the horrendous aspects of that process.
Grab it in the Cracked Shop for the price you pick.
One day, you'll look back on your life before you knew Linux and wonder how you survived without knowing shell scripting and security. Fortunately, you'll no longer have to feel like a dunderhead, thanks to this course.
Pick it up and build your new, wiser future in the Cracked Shop today.
Or hey, make the robots do the learning for you and Create A Jetson's Future With This Machine Learning Bundle.
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