The Nooner: R. Kelly, Petster and Hillary Clinton in a Bikini
Awesome Video Of The Day R. Kelly - Real Talk (Behind The Scenes) Full disclosure: I'm a huge R. Kelly fan. Dude is completely out of his mind but has somehow tricked the entire R&B community into overlooking it because, you know, his sex jams are soooo tight. Having apparently just heard about a new video sharing internet website called YouTube, R. Kelly brings us a behind the scenes look at what it's like to hang out with him in the studio. Apparently, you spend most of your time sitting in a corner while Kelly pretends to sing an argument into a cordless phone. In his own words:
"I decided to do this shit, Real Talk, on YouTube because I think it's a great song - you know what I'm sayin' - even though there's a lot of profanity in it, but the profanity represents just how real shit gets when you arguin' with your girl and shit... you know what I'm sayin'?"We know exactly what you're sayin', Kels. Next time I'm arguing with my girl, I'm gonna try saying "real talk" over and over again until she goes into a trance. She'll be like a cobra coming out of a basket and that phrase will be my flute. Then a bunch of dudes will start brawling right behind me, and I'll get all pissed and yell "turn the camera off!" That'll make it more real. I may also try using the line "what they eat don't make us shit." Can't hurt, right?