Cracked Science Corner!!!!!11!!
Sure, I know that the Cracked Science Corner is Ian's gig, but sometimes a story comes along that's so important you just have say, "Hey, I'm gonna cut and paste someone else's graphic and do a post that the Cracked readers will not read." This is one of those times. Besides, as you may have noticed from that gaping hole in yesterday's blog, Ian's been as sick as a dog so really there's nothing he can do about it.
Ready? Then let's begin. It seems that researchers have stumbled upon something truly important: you can really mess with blind, hairless mole rats and they feel no pain. Don't believe me? The researchers discovered that when . . . mole rates 
And it worked!! This time when they burned the mole rats' feet with acid, the moles felt it. Isn't that awesome? I'm assuming the mole rats still couldn't feel pain in the rest of their pink, vulnerable little bodies, but there's no way to know for sure. I mean, who would bother testing that?
At this point, maybe you, as a non-scientist, are feeling a little bad for these critters. Don't. The head researcher told reporters: "They're the nicest, sweetest animals I've ever worked with — they look frightening, but they're very gentle," said neurobiologist Thomas Clarke at the University of Illinois at Chicago.Gladstone writes for Cracked and others. Go to Wayne Gladstone Lives in Maine to see all his published stuff, his full name, and state of residence.
