Sure, I know that the Cracked Science Corner is Ian's gig, but sometimes a story comes along that's so important you just have say, "Hey, I'm gonna cut and paste someone else's graphic and do a post that the Cracked readers will not read." This is one of those times. Besides, as you may have noticed from that gaping hole in yesterday's blog, Ian's been as sick as a dog so really there's nothing he can do about it.
Ready? Then let's begin. It seems that researchers have stumbled upon something truly important: you can really mess with blind, hairless mole rats and they feel no pain. Don't believe me?