NARRATIVE:Received another request for assistance from one Chris Bucholz, clarifying that he was hiding in a closet during our visit, and was too fearful to emerge. We arrived on scene promptly, but Mr. Bucholz refused to press charges, insisting that "it would be rude," but that he felt "duty bound" to continuously report all crimes to the proper authorities.
CASE NUMBER: 24X1000T INCIDENT DATE: 04/06/09 INCIDENT TIME: 11:00AM INCIDENT LOCATION: 17th and Grand, Cracked, Inc. Offices SUSPECT: Unknown, Refusal to Identify VIOLATION: Kidnapping
NARRATIVE:Received same call from Mr. Bucholz, with same refusal to press charges or exit premises in the company of officers. I suggest that Mr. Bucholz may be mentally ill, in light of his extreme sense of civic duty coupled with inhuman levels of politeness.
CORRECTION:Please strike suggestion of mental illness from Record. Mr. Bucholz is simply Canadian.
"Just doing my job as a good citizen, officers!"
CASE NUMBER: 24X1000Y
NARRATIVE:Responding to call regarding sexual molestation on behalf of one Daniel O'Brien. Upon arrival, we found Mr. O'Brien crying in the bathroom where it was revealed that his superior, one Jack O'Brien, had "touched him in his private place." Upon questioning Jack O'Brien, officers eventually understood that by "private place," Daniel had merely meant that same bathroom, and the "touch" he was referring to was a high-five actually initiated by Daniel himself. The tears from Daniel quickly stopped, and he began conversing earnestly with Officer Stephanie Sullivan.
CASE NUMBER: 24X1000Z INCIDENT DATE: 04/06/09 INCIDENT TIME: 11:35AM INCIDENT LOCATION: 17th and Grand, Cracked, Inc. Offices SUSPECT: Daniel O'Brien VIOLATION: Sexual Harassment Against a Female Officer of the Law
NARRATIVE:Mr. Daniel O'Brien had falsified charges of sexual molestation in order to sexually harass Officer Sullivan, whom he had met while he was being detained for prior (unrelated) sexual harassment charges.Â Subject repeatedly asked inappropriate questions of officer Sullivan, at one point even inquiring if she routinely used her Taser for sexual purposes. Mr. O'Brien noted that "the way it makes you clench up could be pretty handy... down there. For me. And my dick. In you. During Sex. Get it?" Officer Sullivan, in a display of astounding patience, responded that she did, indeed, get it. To which Mr. O'Brien responded that she "will get it." It should be noted that is the only time I have ever had to physically restrain Officer Sullivan.
The Official Uniform of the LAPD. As seen by DOB.
CASE NUMBER: 24X1001A INCIDENT DATE: 04/06/09 INCIDENT TIME: 12:00PM INCIDENT LOCATION: 17th and Grand, Cracked, Inc. Offices SUSPECT: Sean 'Seanbaby' Riley VIOLATION: Sexual Harassment Against a Female Officer of the Law
NARRATIVE:As we were detaining one Daniel O'Brien, noted earlier, Mr. Riley entered the bathroom and began to use the urinal. We began to notice suspicious activity when subject was still "using the urinal" 15 minutes later. He had not broken eye contact with Officer Sullivan during this entire time.
CASE NUMBER: 24X1001B INCIDENT DATE: 04/06/09