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Movie and TV universes have their own rules, and, right or wrong, they're super well-documented. Which is what makes it extra baffling when a line from a movie seems to contradict the parameters set by the movie itself. Or show -- this happens in television so often it's surprising when there isn't a glaringly oblivious chunk of dialog.

This contest was suggested by Amomaxia, who makes sense in every context. It's his superpower.

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