17 Big Movies And Shows With Ding-Dong Dialogue
It's like the writers develop amnesia between the first and third act.
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Movie and TV universes have their own rules, and, right or wrong, they're super well-documented. Which is what makes it extra baffling when a line from a movie seems to contradict the parameters set by the movie itself. Or show -- this happens in television so often it's surprising when there isn't a glaringly oblivious chunk of dialog.
This contest was suggested by Amomaxia, who makes sense in every context. It's his superpower.
![For more than two years now, a man named Forrest Gump, a gardener from Greenbow, Alabama, stopping only to sleep, CRAUI has been running across Ameri](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/0/6/707006.jpg?v=2)
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![Nick Fury: We learned that not only are we not alone, but we are hopelessly, hilariously, outgunned. AVENTGERS MARVEL He's talking about Thor's arri](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/8/2/707082.jpg?v=2)
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![In Transformers, Sam Witwicky explains, Anyway, Mr. NBE-1 here, aka Megatron that's what they call him who's pretty much the harbinger of death, want](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/5/7/707157.jpg?v=2)
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![In Iron Man, which takes place in 2010, Agent Coulson first introduces the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division, and](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/6/1/706861.jpg?v=2)
![EDGE OF OMORROW Whenever an Alpha is killed, an automatic response is triggered, the Omega starts the day over again Earlier in the movie. Cage kill](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/5/4/706854.jpg?v=2)
![In Season 7 of Friends, when Joey finds an erotic novel in Rachel's room, he reacts with WHOA-HOHOHO! THIS IS A DIRTY BOOK! It's a little odd that h](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/5/6/707156.jpg?v=2)
![Mr. Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs? The lce Age! BATMAN ROBIN No, that came 62.4 million years later.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/8/1/707081.jpg?v=2)
![Darth Vader has no problem reading Luke's mind (who has gone through Jedi training) and finding out that he has a sister. YOU have a twin sister. If](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/5/0/706850.jpg?v=2)
![Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory likes to brag about how he remembers everything: eidetic have an I memory. Yet he forgets about it on numerous](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/4/8/706848.jpg?v=2)
![SUICIDE SQUAD Amanda Waller states that the the Suicide Squad is a covert task force, not attributed to the US government. We run them convertly, non](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/5/9/706859.jpg?v=2)
![Horly Potter Snape says to Harry You have your mother's eyes. Yet when Harry's mom is seen in Snape's memories, she clearly has different colored ey](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/4/2/706842.jpg?v=2)
![Aren't Vulcans supposed to be unemotional, with a philosophy based on logic? WHY DID YOU LEAVE HIS BODY ON GENESIS!? SPOCK TRUSTED YOU! Yet Sarek is a](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/3/4/706834.jpg?v=2)
![And these blast points; too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are sO precise. -Obi-Wan Kenobi STAR WARS Have you seen Stormtroop](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/3/3/706833.jpg?v=2)
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