17 Big Movies And Shows With Ding-Dong Dialogue

It's like the writers develop amnesia between the first and third act.
17 Big Movies And Shows With Ding-Dong Dialogue

Movie and TV universes have their own rules, and, right or wrong, they're super well-documented. Which is what makes it extra baffling when a line from a movie seems to contradict the parameters set by the movie itself. Or show -- this happens in television so often it's surprising when there isn't a glaringly oblivious chunk of dialog.

This contest was suggested by Amomaxia, who makes sense in every context. It's his superpower.

For more than two years now, a man named Forrest Gump, a gardener from Greenbow, Alabama, stopping only to sleep, CRAUI has been running across Ameri

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17 Big Movies And Shows With Ding-Dong Dialogue
Nick Fury: We learned that not only are we not alone, but we are hopelessly, hilariously, outgunned. AVENTGERS MARVEL He's talking about Thor's arri
17 Big Movies And Shows With Ding-Dong Dialogue
In Transformers, Sam Witwicky explains, Anyway, Mr. NBE-1 here, aka Megatron that's what they call him who's pretty much the harbinger of death, want
17 Big Movies And Shows With Ding-Dong Dialogue
In Iron Man, which takes place in 2010, Agent Coulson first introduces the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division, and
EDGE OF OMORROW Whenever an Alpha is killed, an automatic response is triggered, the Omega starts the day over again Earlier in the movie. Cage kill
In Season 7 of Friends, when Joey finds an erotic novel in Rachel's room, he reacts with WHOA-HOHOHO! THIS IS A DIRTY BOOK! It's a little odd that h

Mr. Freeze

Mr. Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs? The lce Age! BATMAN ROBIN No, that came 62.4 million years later.
Darth Vader has no problem reading Luke's mind (who has gone through Jedi training) and finding out that he has a sister. YOU have a twin sister. If
Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory likes to brag about how he remembers everything: eidetic have an I memory. Yet he forgets about it on numerous
SUICIDE SQUAD Amanda Waller states that the the Suicide Squad is a covert task force, not attributed to the US government. We run them convertly, non
Horly Potter Snape says to Harry You have your mother's eyes. Yet when Harry's mom is seen in Snape's memories, she clearly has different colored ey
Aren't Vulcans supposed to be unemotional, with a philosophy based on logic? WHY DID YOU LEAVE HIS BODY ON GENESIS!? SPOCK TRUSTED YOU! Yet Sarek is a

Obi-Wan Kenobi

And these blast points; too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are sO precise. -Obi-Wan Kenobi STAR WARS Have you seen Stormtroop
17 Big Movies And Shows With Ding-Dong Dialogue
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