5 Surprising Ways Your Senses Are Lying To You

Your sense lie to you all the time.
5 Surprising Ways Your Senses Are Lying To You

Your senses give you the only evidence you have that anything around you exists, but that evidence is pretty flimsy, if you ask me. Your senses lie to you all the time; that's just science. In fact, the more you learn about how your sense organs work, the more amazing it is that we're able to function at all. Look at how ...

Your Eyes See Barely Anything At Any One Time

Your eyes feel about as big as they need to be, letting you see mountains, oceans, or your entire mom all at once. Except you're not really seeing much of any of those. The light-sensitive cells in your eyes are mostly concentrated in a section called the fovea, and as we've mentioned before, the fovea is super tiny. Imagine a one-degree-wide cone opening outward from your eye. Everything you see in detail fits in that narrow cone. As proof, keep your eyes totally still and try reading this entire page. You can't. Everything beyond "You can't" is just a blur.

It's just as well that most of your light-sensitive cells (called "cones," not to be confused with the imaginary vision cone from the last paragraph) are all dedicated to the exact thing you're concentrating on, because you don't have many to spare. You have about 6 million cones total, and since each is sensitive to just one primary color, that's the equivalent of about 2 million pixels, or the same as a 1080p image.

A 4K image, by comparison, has 8 million pixels. "Wait," you ask, "then how can I even see 4K?" Answer: You can't. A 4K movie looks good because the tiny section of it you're focusing on at any moment looks awesome, and you don't see the rest in detail. If every bit of the image other than those few centimeters were at a much lower resolution, you wouldn't even notice.

Or take this image:

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That is a black-and-white photo with some colored lines laid on top, but you perceive colored clothes, colored seats, etc. If you look closely at any one small part, you will correctly note the gray image and the colored lines, but everything outside your fovea's range is a blur, so your brain mashes it all together. 

The tiny size of the fovea is also responsible for a lot of classic optical illusions. There's some debate among eye scientists about precisely why it is that you see imaginary gray circles in the intersections of this grid:

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But you sure don't see any in the specific intersection you're focusing on. The fovea perceives that one correctly; everything else is deduction based on a blur. And you’ll swear that the following is a GIF, and moving:

You can read designer Yurii Perepadia's explanation for what's going on with all this brain-teasing mind sorcery, but the relevant part for us right now is that you perceive whichever part you're focusing on correctly. Everything else is outside your fovea, and is thus total guesswork.

Related: 5 Optical Illusions That Prove You Can't Trust Your Own Mind

Your Taste Buds Sense Almost Nothing

Taste buds are pretty good at detecting whether something you put in your mouth is poison or not, but that's about it. When it comes to distinguishing flavors, smell plays a big part, as you probably know. But it's shocking just how bad your tongue is at its job. Chop up some cubes of apples and onions, pinch your nose totally shut, close your eyes, and pop some into your mouth. You won't be able to tell the two apart. Please try it. It'll be super funny ... um, I mean, scientific.

Many factors affect how you conclude something tastes, beyond the wimpy perceptions of your taste buds. We've told you about some already, and others are being discovered by food scientists all the time. Change the color of a dish, and mousse will taste sweeter. Turn on some low-pitched music, and toffee will taste more bitter. If you hear chips loudly breaking, you'll think the ones you're eating taste and feel fresher, even if they're exactly the same as before. And I bet researchers are working hard at proving that sometimes sandwiches just taste better when you eat 'em on the toilet.

But way weirder than the psychology of taste is what happens when individual types of taste buds get switched off and everything suddenly gets screwy. That awful taste when you drink orange juice after brushing your teeth? That's not because of the aftereffects of mint; it's because the soapy chemicals in toothpaste numb your sweet taste buds and prime your bitter taste buds by dissolving their fatty coating. For a switch that's similarly weird but a lot more pleasant, try eating an artichoke and then drinking water. A chemical in artichoke called cynarin coats your sweet receptors. When you drink water, the chemical is washed away, stimulating them, and you feel like you're consuming something sweet, even though you're not.

So you can turn sour to bitter and water to candy. You can also get fooled into thinking sour things are sweet using a weird fruit called Synsepalum dulcificum (or by buying its extract online, if you're unfortunate enough not to live where it's cultivated in Taiwan or West Africa). Eating "miracle fruit" coats your sweet receptors ... until acid activates them. So pop a little dulcificum, and for the next half hour, lemon slices will taste like gummy worms. Now lean back and laugh at your taste buds detecting legitimate nutrition as you shotgun an entire bottle of soy sauce.

Related: 5 Mind-Blowing Ways Your Sense Lie To You Every Day

Stuff Can Smell Good Or Bad Depending On How Much There Is

Your nose generally tells you surprisingly little about the thing you're smelling. It just lets you recognize it as "It's that thing I smelled that other time! I probably shouldn't eat it!" It's all about association rather than information. You might assume that every human is born salivating as soon as they smell garlic, but determined scientists have tried plying babies with all kinds of smells, from rancid cheese to banana to foul onion to licorice, and were unable to get any instinctive response beyond avoidance of all new things. You aren't even born liking the smell of breast milk.

There are a few exceptions where we instinctively absolutely hate certain smells -- like cadaverine and putrescine, which are related to rotting and corpses. But it's when we try to identify and measure these aversions that things get really weird. Take, say, poop. It smells how it does largely because of an organic compound called indole. And yet some flowers, like jasmine and orange blossoms, also produce indole. When perfumes want to smell like flowers, they almost always include some indole. And this makes them smell good, even though they technically smell like shit.

That's not the only chemical that confuses the nose like that. P-cresol is another compound that forms in the large intestine. It's what makes farm animals smell bad, and scientists have set up experiments detecting the concentrations of p-cresol downwind of farms to try to measure how odors spread. But the compound is also added to perfumes. In this case, it only smells bad at low concentrations, such as when it's dispersed through the air and goes into your open car window when you're driving by that herd of cows. But when super concentrated, p-cresol smells medicine-y, like Lysol.

Basically, what I'm trying to say is that if they developed a perfume that was pig-ass-themed, it would smell heavenly.

Related: 20 Ways Your Perception Gets Screwed Up By Your Brain

When Two Fingers Feel Something, Your Brain Can Get The Wrong Idea

Here's an experiment with very little practical application, other than making you feel like you should get a refund from your body's manufacturer. First, get three identical coins. If you have no coins handy, go outside and loudly demand change from passersby. Then put two of the three coins in the freezer for about half an hour. Leave the third on a table.

Now take the cold coins out and lay them on either side of the third. Touch your pointer finger to the top of one of the cold coins and your ring finger to the other. Now touch the middle coin with your middle finger. It feels cold too, even though it isn't. And it's not that your fingers just feel cold all over; your middle finger doesn't feel cold until it makes contact with the third coin, and your brain gets all those signals and figures that third coin has to be cold too, because that's the only thing that makes sense.

Your fingers are very sensitive to touch (as can be tested, very easily, by firing lasers at them, or by seeing how much more painful it is to slam your fingers in a door than to slam your whole arm), which has been pretty useful when we've had to learn to use tools and write and stuff. It's just that fingers aren't always so great at working individually and figuring things out correctly.

Now if you REALLY want to spook yourself, you can try a similar thing with your nose. Cross your left middle and index fingers and touch the V formed at the end to the bridge of your nose, while closing your eyes. You may suddenly feel like you have two noses. According to an expert, "the nose is not the only appendage in which perceptual doubling can be produced." Which is a coded way of stating that a scientist who tested this then immediately tried the same thing on his penis, because of course he did.

Related: 5 Ways Your Brain Is Messing With Your Head

Your Imagination Fills In Gaps In What Your Ears Pick Up

Your ears hear stuff all the time, but it's up to your brain to string it all together into some kind of actual information. Which is a good thing, because there's so much useless sound out there. Try turning on the sound recorder on your phone during the day and tape a conversation. Listening to your recordings later on, you'll hear a whole lot of traffic and machinery drowning out voices and be amazed that you were able to talk to anyone at all without you both having to shout over the entire world.

But even if sound vanishes at points, your brain fills in the blanks and lets you understand it through a process called phonemic restoration. This video shows what's going on:

You will hear lines of speech with every other beat removed, rendering it seemingly unintelligible. But when a sort of neutral static ("pink noise") is laid over the whole thing, you'll suddenly be able to understand the lines, even though none of the missing parts have been put back in. Your brain does this often without you realizing it, because all kinds of background noises are forever interrupting all of the important hot takes we're trying to tell people.

Plenty of what you think you hear is also affected by your memories. The music in the following video is played entirely using a (computer-simulated) piano. It plays nothing but notes. But hearing so many familiar details from the song "Stayin' Alive," you will swear that you can hear lyrics, which exist nowhere but in your own head. This only works if you already know the lyrics: People who don't don't hear words at all. 

And a lot of the time, you use context to figure out what you're hearing. This next video is the "bill bill bill" refrain from the Bill Nye theme song over and over, but as the images change, the sound seems to shift to "bale," then "pail," and then, weirdest of all, "mayo":

For the sake of completion, you should now listen to a 10-hour video of "Bill Bill Bill" to hear how the sounds change over time. I'll wait here patiently until you're done.

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