Every so often, we like to take a break from writing too many words about superheroes and let some of our friends take over for a little while. This week, we've got another installment from the wonderful folks over at Texts From Superheroes. Check out their website here.

Messages Superman Edit You and Lois should come over for dinner at the mansion. Sure. What's the address? Wayne Manor. Yeah, but what's the actual add

Messages Cable Edit I got your dinner invite. Surprised you guys celebrate Easter. We love it! It's a holiday devoted to resurrection and everyone on

15 Texts from Last Night (From Famous Superheroes) Pt. 3

Messages Superman Edit Be careful on patrol, L hear that Bizarro and Grundy are teaming up. They are. Don't worry, I'm monitoring the situation. And?

Messages Iron Fist Edit Where'd you get that badass dragon tattoo on your chest? I got it from a dragon. That dragon is a sweet tattoo artist. The dra

Messages Old Steve Edit Congrats on being the new Captain America, Sam. You'll be leading the Mighty Avengers. Blade, Power Man, Spectrum, Luke Cage a

Messages Odin Edit Father, I'm a woman now. Pffft. Your brother was a woman once. And a horse. And a woman horse. Who then gave birth to a horse. So I

Messages Flash Edit That ring with your costume stuffed in it. do you put your regular clothes in there when you change? Yep. Flash suit out, I get na

Messages Tomar-Re Edit We have your first Green Lantern assignment. It's an easy one for your first sector. Great. Where is it? Sector 2813. The only

Messages Kilowog Edit Judging by the tidal waves down here I'm guessing Mogo showed up? He just joined the fight. You afraid he's gonna stop Parallax

15 Texts from Last Night (From Famous Superheroes) Pt. 3

Messages Iron Man Edit I keep getting your voicemail. Call me when you get this. I can't. I don't have any minutes left. Minutes? What the hell are yo

15 Texts from Last Night (From Famous Superheroes) Pt. 3

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