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It's that time of year again -- that time when you realize that you've put off buying holiday gifts, and that it might be too late to get in on any of the good deals. But don't panic. Don't run to the gas station to buy a trucker hat for your partner and a DVD copy of Madagascar 2 for the kids. There's still time to get some great presents at greater prices. These ten gifts are suited for just about anyone, and they're all less than $100. Plus, when you use the coupon code GREEN20 at checkout, you can get an additional 20 percent off.
The HyperChiller is a great gadget that turns hot coffee into perfect iced coffee (without using any ice) in under a minute. How does it conjure such sorcery? We're not sure, but you should probably buy one for yourself and a friend so you don't anger the vengeful winter gods who created it. Luckily, the HyperChiller comes in a two-pack. Buy it now for $60. Save an additional 20 percent with coupon code GREEN20.
Unless you're shopping for an alien life form that explodes when hit by sound waves, music is about the safest gift one can give. Surprise your loved ones with a Mighty Spotify Music Player so they can listen to their music wherever they go without having to rely on a WiFi connection. This player is perfect for camping trips or marathon training, because it stores over 1,000 songs and delivers up to five hours of battery life. Buy one now for just $85.99. Save an additional 20 percent with coupon code GREEN20.
Show your parents you care by getting them this cool GPS, which features a heads-up display, allowing the driver to see the road ahead of them. It's a whole lot safer than glancing down every four seconds at a smartphone GPS, and it'll make your dad feel like he's piloting an X-Wing, rather than driving a 1994 Ford Aspire. Buy one now for just $49.95. Save an additional 20 percent with coupon code GREEN20.
You know the feeling when your smartphone battery starts to run low? That desperate, panicky feeling, where all you can seem to hear is the drowning music from Sonic? Thanks to the LithiumCard Wallet Battery, you'll never have to feel that way again. Coming with either a Lightning or micro USB charger, it fits right in your wallet or back pocket, meaning that you'll have to be naked to be without it. Buy one now for $20, which is a huge 66 percent discount off the $59.99 retail price. Save an additional 20 percent with coupon code GREEN20.
If you really want to be the favorite aunt or uncle this year, then stop talking about your fitness blog during dinner and get your niece or nephew this fun drone from TRNDlabs. With an impressive 50-meter range, it'll capture incredible footage through an HD camera. It even features beginner and expert flight modes, so you won't embarrass yourself when you ask for a turn. Buy one now for the low price of $92.99 (it usually goes for $149.99). And save an additional 20 percent with coupon code GREEN20.
These wireless TREBLAB RF100s are not only convenient, but also pack high-quality sound thanks to their advanced components and improved Bluetooth tech. Wear them to the gym, the office, or at home to drown out the sounds of off-key Christmas carolers. Buy a pair now for $39.99, which is a huge discount of 78 percent off the $189.99 retail price. Save an additional 20 percent with coupon code GREEN20.
If you love live music and want to continue loving live music, EarDial is a great way to ensure that you keep rocking into your 80s. These plugs allow you to hear music and talk to the people around you while protecting your ears from harmful decibels. They're also low-profile, so you won't look like a confused dad at a Fall Out Boy concert. The best part is that 5 percent of the profits go to charities that fight tinnitus and noise-induced hearing loss. Buy them now for the rare price of just $19.99, when they normally retail for $33. Save an additional 20 percent with coupon code GREEN20.
The FRETX is the perfect gadget for anyone who has always wanted to shred with the best of them, but has the hand/eye coordination of cooked spaghetti. The FRETX attaches to any guitar and guides you to different chords without the use of sheet music. Buy one now for $69.99, which is a solid discount of 36 percent off the $110 retail price. Save an additional 20 percent with coupon code GREEN20.
Not only are these sunglasses stylish and flattering, but they're also as thin as an iPhone when folded up. Plus, they're scratch-proof and shatter-resistant, meaning they're impervious to your clumsy self. Buy them now for a rare price drop of just $89.99, when they normally retail for $145. Save an additional 20 percent with coupon code GREEN20.
These headphones offer outstanding sound quality with minimal lag, and the ultra-soft protein leather ear pads are designed for maximum comfort. Consider them a perfect gift for the gamer in your life, even if they might be too busy reloading to thank you right away. Buy a pair now for $69.99, which is a solid discount of 30 percent off the $99.99 retail price. Save an additional 20 percent with coupon code GREEN20.
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