These Are The Best And Worst Trump Jokes On ‘South Park’ In 2025
In South Park Season 27/28, President Donald “Saddam Hussein” Trump became a main character of the series, enraging Republican South Park fans, apolitical viewers looking for escapist entertainment and Trump himself.
Last night, South Park concluded its year of political controversy with the season finale “The Crap Out,” in which the show’s version of Trump weaseled his way out of being the father to Satan’s butt baby through a Jeffrey-Epstein-esque, missing footage mystery. With that, Trey Parker and Matt Stone are now free to sideline the President from future seasons and streaming specials, as the arc introduced in the White-House-condemned season premier “Sermon on the ‘Mount” is finally terminated.
Parker and Stone’s treatment of Trump was one of the most divisive aspects of South Park in 2025, coming in just behind the duo’s treatment of since-murdered political activist Charlie Kirk. By now, many fans and right-wing power brokers are tired of South Park's constant mockery of the President since the beginning of Season 27 – but many other South Park viewers simply couldn't get enough of the free-wheeling, small-dicked dictator.
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As such, here is our choice for the best – and worst – South Park Trump joke from this year:
Best: “Donald Trump is Fucking Satan”
With the episode “Wok is Dead,” South Park delivered a piece of news that sent the entire Ruport Murdoch-owned media empire into a frenzy: Donald Trump is fucking Satan. Of course, South Park fans knew this to be true since the season premiere, as did most people who haven't had their critical thinking skills surgically removed by years of Fox News consumption. But the official Fox confirmation of the fact was enough to bring Kid Rock to tears of joy.
As for a runner up, last night's season finale, “The Crap Out,” featured a Trump joke that we'll be thinking about until he finally releases the Epstein files: Satan's anxiously awaited butt baby appeared to have conveniently hung himself during an odd two-minute-long gap in the ultrasound footage.
Worst: The Umpteenth “Trump Has a Tiny Dick” Joke
Really, you could throw any of the dick jokes past the impeccable deepfaked PSA from the season premiere, “Sermon on the ‘Mount,” in the worst-of spot. Maybe Parker and Stone simply don't watch any other comedy shows and aren’t on Twitter that much, but the talk about Trump's entire pompous persona being an overcompensation for his underwhelming anatomy got old before he even assumed office in 2017.
Now, credit where it's due, the aforementioned PSA was probably the funniest, most technologically impressive dick joke at the President's expense of the 2020s, but everything after that felt uninspired, unoriginal and juvenile in comparison.
But, hey, even the worst Trump joke on South Park is funnier than the best joke on some shit-ass, conservative-leaning animated comedy – not even Trump is waiting on The New Norm Show Season Two.
