The 7 Dirtiest Jokes From Sarah Silverman’s New Netflix Special
“I’m a comic known for dirty jokes,” Sarah Silverman writes in her memoir, The Bedwetter, and she lives up to that reputation in her latest Netflix special, PostMortem. Even though the bulk of her new hour is dedicated to dealing with the death of her parents, she still finds time to deliver some of her trademark shockers. “Because the show is so sad,” she explains, “and then I worry, and then I go too far the other way.”
To balance out those sorrowful emotions, here are seven of Silverman’s dirtiest jokes from PostMortem that won’t be included in any eulogy…
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On fancy folded toilet paper in hotel bathrooms: “There’s nothing more luxurious than knowing that a stranger’s fingers have handled something that you will press against your asshole at some point.”
“Lately, I’ve taken to jerking (my boyfriend) off with my nondominant hand. Which is great because it feels like someone else is doing it.”
“We’ll start talking fantasy talk sometimes during sex. One time, we were fooling around, and this just came out of my mouth. I didn’t plan it. I go, ‘You just showed up at my summer camp.’ And even he was like, ‘Ugh.’ But he saved it. He goes, ‘But you own the camp, right?’”
“Another time, I was on top of him, and he goes, ‘This is so crazy! I don’t even know your last name!’ And I’m playing along and I said, ‘It’s Hitler.’ He came immediately, which was a little disconcerting.”
“My biological mother, Beth Ann O’Hara — I know some of your wheels are spinning. She married an Irish-Catholic man. She’s fully Jewish. You can still jerk off to me.”
“I actually think that our loved ones are watching over us. Maybe not all the time, but in the important moments, like when we’re masturbating.”
“If you are ever wondering who you are, take a look at the ads that are sent to you and only you on your phone. That's who you are. I was reading The New York Times op-ed section on my phone, and all of a sudden, an ad pops up for ilovecum.com. That’s just my phone knowing me.”
