Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Roasts A Bunch of ‘Star Wars’ Fans to Commemorate May the Fourth Be With You Day
“Yes, it’s #MayTheFourthBeWithYou Day and my fans have all seen our visit to the #StarWars nerds,” acknowledged Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on his Twitter/X feed on the day we celebrate all things Star Wars. You probably have seen the bit — Triumph’s hilariously cruel takedown of sci-fi dorks waiting for the premiere of The Attack of the Clones just might be one reason Conan O’Brien is a Mark Twain Prize Winner. If nothing else, the video belongs in the Conan Hall of Fame.
But Triumph wasn’t content with simply reposting his classic Star Wars bit. “To really celebrate,” the Insult Comic Dog tweeted, “here are the RARELY SEEN OUTTAKES! Are they as funny? Perhaps not but still... MY TRASH IS YOUR TREASURE.”
For fans of the original roasting or anyone still celebrating George Lucas’ universe, here are seven more lightsaber thrusts into the hearts of Star Wars’ postadolescent fans…
A Royal Pain
“You’re supposed to be Queen Amadala? Yes, and look over here. You are King Imadoofus.”
Wizard vs. Jedi
“Whichever one of you wins is the Uberdork.”
Darth Vader Needs Work
After this fan does a passable Darth Vader impression: “That’s perfect. That’s exactly like it. But you’re not breathing heavily. Imagine you’ve just run 10 feet.”
Extended Youth
“Okay, they’re giving out hats and Star Wars Legos. (To one excited fan) Don’t do anything crazy like give it to a child.”
To the Woman with the Dinotopia Hand Puppet
“What the hell is that?”
“It’s a miniseries on ABC.”
“So everyone will have seen you by the time this airs. Everyone who's a ****ing loser.”
To Everyone Wearing a Yoda Hat
“Folks, please remember to have your nerds spayed or neutered.”
Darth Maul Wants to Rock and Roll All Night Long
“Are you supposed to be a Star Wars guy or someone from KISS?”
