‘There’s No Video of Abraham Lincoln’: TikTok Comedian Unmasks Every Conspiracy on ‘Guy with a Podcast’

“Can I blow your mind right now?”

Anyone who has ever been stuck in the car with an Uber driver who subscribes to some wannabe Joe Rogan’s podcast about hidden details on the faces of dollar bills has probably heard this phrase uttered ahead of the most asinine, outrageous and unsupported observations about history or science made by a podcaster who got Cs in both those subjects back in high school. 

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Mark Edwards is a popular TikToker who attracts millions of views to each installment of his “Guy With A Podcast” series, a collection of videos that skewer the DMT-addled mic jockeys who promise to break the matrix and uncover the truths that the mysterious and definitely-not-Jewish “they” don’t want you to learn. 

Enter the rabbit hole if you dare, but be warned — there’s no un-taking the red pill. Let that sink in.