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There are a lot of sickos in this world, coming in all kinds of sick varieties, doing all kinds of sick things, and one of the sickest sicko things you might experience is finding a camera in your hotel room when you're just trying to have a nice vacation. It's better than getting picked up and sold to an international torture ring like in Hostel, but it's still really not chill, so fight back against the creeps and perverts of the world with the Anti-Spy Camera Finder.

This clever little device uses six infrared LED lights to detect cameras in your hotel or Airbnb chambers. All you have to do is turn on the power switch, press the button to turn on the LED flashlight, press the infrared scanning to turn on laser scanning, and set up the alarm to alert you when it identifies a laser in the room. (Basically, it's looking for that little red dot that says a camera is recording.)

Once you find a camera, you can destroy it without a second thought to the humanity of that cute little teddy bear it was hiding inside (he was an enemy) and threaten to sue the hotel or Airbnb unless they comp your visit. Not only are you not getting watched by some skeevoid while you sprawl naked on the pullout (you know, #justvacationthings), you’re getting free stuff. It’s really the best possible outcome. The device is portable and lightweight enough not to cramp your luggage too much, but either way, isn’t it worth it to know nobody’s watching you scratch your junk?

Make your vacations just a little less stressful. For a limited time, you can get the Anti-Spy Camera Finder on sale for 39% off $99 at just $59.95. A small price to pay for peace of mind!

Prices subject to change.

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