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You know when you're in a restaurant and they have a fish tank and you're like, "That is so incredibly classy"? And then you watched The Wire and Wee-Bey had a whole bunch of aquariums and fishies in his Baltimore townhouse, and you were like, "I think I'm obsessed with fish tanks"? Unfortunately, then you found out that aquariums are insanely expensive and taking care of fish is both a difficult and a painful experience.

Well, we've got a good substitute decor suggestion for you. The LampDepot Ocean Wave Lamp is a multi-colored lamp that sits within dynamic water ripples for casting a cool light effect that mimics calm ocean waves (or a classy aquarium). The soft-white, integrated LEDs offer hours of customized illumination so you can sit back, chill, and pretend you're a kingpin.

With the included remote control, you can shuffle through 16 different colors and effects to find the perfect undulations of soothing light for your mood. The high-end design makes a big impact without taking up a lot of space, while the quality crystal and iron finish ensures that it's built for the long haul. Plus, of course, you can't possibly harm any fishies with this lamp unless you wildly misunderstand the directions.

From cozy nights thinking about the choices you could have made to lead a life closer to Scarface's to raucous nights when you're literally pretending to be Scarface, the LampDepot Ocean Wave Lamp will make a big impression on you and your guests for a long time to come. Treat yourself to these chill vibes while they’re 28% off $349 at just $249.99.

Prices are subject to change.

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