Toy Nerds Can Get a Kid-Friendly 3D Printer for 20% Off This July 4th

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If you’ve been longing for a 3D printer ever since you saw them make a velociraptor resonating chamber in Jurassic Park 3, don’t worry. You’re not too old to make your own toys, and we’ll beat up anyone who tells you otherwise. Now that you can finally afford it, the Toybox 3D Printer Deluxe Bundle will bring all your childhood fantasies to life. (Maybe not the one about a flying unicorn, unless you’re okay with a miniature replica.) 

Toybox couldn’t be simpler -- trust them, they tried. Just create and upload your own designs in the companion app or access a huge library of premade toy designs, then print them into reality. All of the printer food is non-toxic and biodegradable and comes in eight colors, and you’ll get enough of the stuff to make up to 300 toys with this bundle. Unlike most advanced 3D printers, this Shark Tank–featured printer is safe for actual kids if you’ve got any of those lying around, with simple one-touch functions that never require a knife to remove prints. Don’t give knives to babies.

If you're not so creative and don't know how to recreate the monsters that live in your mind, you can print items based on DC Comics, Cartoon Network, Looney Tunes, Hanna-Barbera, Seinfeld, and many more Warner Bros. franchises. There are even characters from movie classics like Elf. There's virtually no end to the fun as long as your imagination is up to the task.

Let loose all of the foul creations of your mind! (Or from Warner Bros. IP.) If you purchase before July 5th, you can get the Toybox 3D Printer Deluxe Bundle for just $279.99 (reg. $469) with code JULY20.

Prices are subject to change.