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Every man dreads the day he sees hair follicles gathering in the sink and knows the manly mane is thinning, but even more fear the signs of aging staring back at them in the mirror. In a survey of men about their grooming dos and don'ts, 30% said losing hair was a concern, but 35% said they were more worried about their undereye circles. Yep, guys may not like to talk about skincare, but they dislike their various facial bumps and crevices just as much as their fairer friends.

No matter your gender, when you look good, you feel good, so take a proactive step toward babyfacehood without an overblown, time-consuming skincare routine with the help of Geologie and its simple process for helping guys look their best. Geologie is DIY skincare for those who don't have the time or knowledge for DIY. With an investment of only four minutes a day, guys can use a personalized cadre of all-star skincare products to beat back the effects of aging and turn around skin problems like acne, dark undereye circles, dry or oily skin, redness, discoloration, and more.

It all starts with a simple diagnostic quiz on Geologie's website. After answering a handful of questions about you and your skincare wants and needs, Geologie's dermatology experts create a four-product program clinically crafted to tackle your specific facial skincare concerns.

The product shows up right on your doorstep and can start turning around your skincare fortunes in literally a matter of days. Best of all, it only requires two minutes in the morning and two minutes in the evening to make the magic happen -- a simple 240 seconds per day. Who can't spare that? That's your "staring aimlessly into the fridge" time.

Already recognized with grooming awards from the likes of Mens' Health, Esquire, and AskMen, over 5,000 happy customer reviews have pushed Geologie to an average 4.8-star rating out of 5 stars. Customers like Aiden have said, "Within the first week and a half, I noticed a huge change under my eyes and noticed how clear and smooth my face had become." Don't you want to be like Aiden? He was the real hero of Sex and the City. (Full disclosure: It's probably not that Aiden. But you never know!)

Get started with a personalized trial set for as low as $20. With a new 30-day subscription, users can save up to 40% off.

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