Movies want you to watch movies, but they're really dumb at marketing according to alleged "Doctor" Jordan Breeding.

Writer: Mark Hill 
Czar Of Audio-Visual Activities: Dave Brown 
Editors: Caleb Gritsko, Jordan Breeding

Mark is on Twitter and wrote a book. Check out Jordan's other work or connect on Twitter.  Catch up with Dave Brown on Instagram.

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