Be Defenseless Against Cybercrime No More!

We're here to tell you that your identity is both valuable and cute.
Be Defenseless Against Cybercrime No More!

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You may think, what with how common cybercrime has become these days, that you're just plain hopeless to protect yourself against it. "Everybody's bound to get their identity stolen eventually," you say. "Who would even want mine?" Well, buck up, slugger. We're here to tell you that your identity is both valuable and cute, and it's really not that hard to give yourself a higher level of protection. You don't have to be a rocket scientist or an IT engineer to use Deeper Connect Nano Decentralized VPN Cybersecurity Hardware.

Funded on Indiegogo, Deeper Connect Nano is a portable, decentralized VPN and firewall that works without a subscription. Just pay once, and you can carry this little protector with you everywhere you go, from the local coffee shop to an airplane. You know that guy in the middle seat four rows up looks shady AF. The serverless and distributed device means that your user data can never be logged, leaked, hacked, or even subpoenaed, and the seven-layer firewall secures your entire home or business network and blocks ads and trackers while monitoring your web traffic.

Deeper Connect Nano has a plug-and-play design that makes it ridiculously easy to set up whenever you know you're leaving secure WiFi. The decentralized private network automatically changes your IP based on routing rules and ensures a democratic, net neutral, high-speed internet whenever you connect. The smart routing automatically changes IP addresses based on your viewing content to optimize speed and security. Deeper Connect Nano also includes an intuitive dashboard so you can monitor everything that's happening on the network, including instituting parental controls if you have a completely untalented kid who nevertheless insists on conducting incessant "anatomy studies."

Stop resigning yourself to an open source identity and actually do something about it. For the one-time price of $299, you can get Deeper Connect Nano Decentralized VPN Cybersecurity Hardware.

Prices are subject to change.

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