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Have you heard of this French bulldog kidnapping problem? It's a whole thing. The breed is highly coveted and extremely cute, so it's easy to see why they're so valuable, and now, you can get in on the dognapping action without breaking the law or making anyone sad (unless they're a sore loser) while passing time with family in a way that ensures no uncomfortable silences or political discussion at the same time. Nothin' salvages a road trip, reunion, or just a boring Sunday afternoon like a card game, and no card game is quite like Farting Frenchies.

You read that right. Farting Frenchies a fast-paced card game in which players collect, feed, and steal each other's Frenchies as you battle it out for the title of Top Dog. The more Frenchies you have in the game, the more there are to steal, and the crazier the game gets. It supports two to four players, though it's expandable for even more, and it's suitable for ages seven and up, so you can get the kids in on the mildly obscene fun. It takes just 15 to 25 minutes to play a game, so you can play several rounds in the backseat while somebody takes the New Orleans to Savannah leg of the drive. The game even comes with social media handles for all of the celebrities involved in the Frenchie social media craze so you can tag them in stories about Farting Frenchies and make them reconsider their roles as pop culture icons.

Farting Frenchies was successfully funded on Kickstarter and has been featured on The Dice Tower and Geek Dad, who clearly know a thing or two about card games, so start farting up a Frenchie storm by adding it to your game collection today. Normally $24, you can get Farting Frenchies for 20% off at $19.99 for a limited time now.

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