Why Won't Americans Drink Tea?

Americans love waking up to gulp down as much jitter juice as they can get their hands on. But why is the only cold brew we like from a bean and not a leaf?

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Our Snyder Cut of the Snyder Cut got Snyder Cut! We spent $20 remaking Zack Snyder’s Justice League, but we couldn’t fit everything in. These are all the parts that didn’t quite make our first Snyder Cut of the Snyder Cut.

Original Zack Snyder’s Justice League for $20

Directed By: Chandler Perry 
Produced By: Joey Cathey & Chandler Perry 

CAST: Wes Swing - Superman, Martian Milfhunter Jordan Breeding - Batman Joey Cathey - Steppenwolf, Shrekseid, Flash's Dad, Leto Joker Shayda Lynn - Wonder Woman Chris Corkalo - Alfred Andrew Harrison - The Flash Jessa Gaul - Aquaman Michael Malbrough - Cyborg Zeke Banks - Iris West Chandler Perry - Lois Lane Sean Cathey - Phoenix Joker Tricia Cathey - Mama Kent

Special Thanks to Steve Jennings, Bob & Tricia Cathey, and Julie & Kevin Betz

Check out more of Chandler Perry's work here.

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