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If you're too old to play with toys, you're too old to play with us. But there are perks that come with age, like being smarter than you were when you tried to create the ultimate action figure octopus by melting a bunch of G.I. Joes' limbs together with your mom's lighter. As a smart person who still plays with toys, you'll love the Toybox 3-D Printer Deluxe Bundle.

(If you have kids, they'll probably like it, too, we guess.)

This Shark Tank-featured 3-D printer is designed for kids of all ages. It lets you design your own toys and print them into real life, sort of like Weird Science but a lot less problematic and with better music. Using the companion app, you can choose from a huge toy catalog to print or create and upload your own designs, no matter how wacky or deranged they may be.

Designing and printing is simple thanks to one-touch controls, and it's safe for kids since it doesn't require a knife to remove prints. This bundle also comes with eight colors of non-toxic, biodegradable printer food that's good for making 100-300 toys, depending on the size. Don't get mad at us when it can't build 300 life-size dinosaur mechas. Toybox recently partnered with Warner Bros., so you'll have access to their entire 3-D printing catalog, including characters from DC, Hanna Barbera, Looney Tunes, Adult Swim, and more.

Get wild with your bad self. Start printing your very own toys with the Toybox 3-D Printer Deluxe Bundle, now 32% off $469 at just $314.99.

Prices are subject to change.

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