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We're getting into gifting season and, when you really think about it, who deserves gifts more: Your brother you haven't spoken to in four months and who used to sit on your head and fart on it, or your dog? You'll probably still get your brother something, but let's be real: Pets deserve gifts. Save an extra 15% with code DEC15 at checkout, just don't tell them how much you saved on these awesome gifts -- they don't need to know. They also don't speak human.

Pet Grooming Glove Ideal Brush & Massage Tool-Perfect for Cats & Dogs

MSRP: $16

Sale Price: $8.99 (45% off)

They can never know the secret of this glove: When you're petting, you're actually grooming. The scandal!

FurZapper(R) Pet Hair Remover for Clothes & Laundry: 2-Pack

MSRP: $14

Sale Price: $12.99 (13% off)

Okay, so these are mostly for you. Toss these clever inventions in the laundry, and they'll zap pet hair off your clothes better than detergent ever could.

Automatic Ball Launcher & Dog Feeder

MSRP: $49

Sale Price: $42.95 (14% off)

Can't get off the couch? That's fine. This device will be like a robot nanny for your dog, throwing the ball and dispensing treats.

VentiFresh ECO: Next Generation Odor Eliminator

MSRP: $72

Sale Price: $44.99 (37% off)

Eliminate all those rank pet smells and make your pet less self-conscious with this odor eliminator that uses advanced, NASA-developed tech to de-dog your home in only the right ways.

MSRP: $129

Sale Price: $99 (23% off)

Just face it: Your dog will always wind up on the sofa, so go ahead and get them their own! Just look how cute it is!

Arf Pets Memory Training Puzzle Toy

MSRP: $59

Sale Price: $49.99 (16% off)

Make your pet the smartest on the block! This clever training toy uses increasingly complicated memory tasks to reward clever pets with treats. You'll be well on your way to stage dog momhood.

SiftEase Litter Box Cleaner

MSRP: $45

Sale Price: $39.99 (13% off)

If you say you like cleaning the litter box, you're pretty sick. You won't mind it as much, though, with the SiftEase. This deep basket sifts dirty litter from clean litter so you won't have to go scooping anymore.

Cute Cat House Bed

MSRP: $39

Sale Price: $33.99 (15% off)

The name really says it all, doesn't it? And then you get the picture to really hammer it home. That's just a cute cat house bed.

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