How To Shave Your Back Safely
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In the animal kingdom, a hairy back is a sign of power and dominance, but alas, you live in the human kingdom. Does Ben Affleck have a hairy back? No, he has a giant phoenix tattoo. It's there to scare all the back hair away. That's how serious this is.
If you're struggling to deal with that nest on your back and not quite at a level in any of your relationships where you can ask someone for grooming assistance, it may be time to check out the Bakblade 2.0 Plus Shaver. The Bakblade 2.0 provides an elegant solution to an odd need, enabling you to shave your own back clean with unique blade cartridges that are specifically designed to give you the cleanest, closest, and safest shave possible while working at an extremely awkward angle. The patented DRYglide blades ensure the best shave possible, wet or dry, so you don't have to roll in a puddle of shaving cream first. That means less time shaving, more time bringing sexy back.
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