6 'Nice' Characters That Really Weren't

He insists that she should be his assistant, purely because he wants to have sex with her. He literally met her a minute and a half earlier.

Then he starts Googling lingerie photos of her while she's still in the room. Putting a cap on it, he then tells Pepper "I want one."

Of course, Tony continued to grow and mature as the films progressed, but we're sure lucky Thanos didn't ultimately win while Iron Man's dumb ass was tangled up in multiple lawsuits worthy of 24-hour TMZ coverage.

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In the third issue, Professor X's inner monologue reveals that he's in love with Jean, but he can "never tell her." Because he's a grown-ass man and she's a teenager? Because she's his student? Nope! He doesn't want to make a move because he's "confined" to a wheelchair.

Now we can't help but see Cerebro as the comic book equivalent of a tinted van full of candy.

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If that wasn't bad enough, he secretly smuggles the kids out of school to audition for a battle of the bands. At one point he loses track of one of the kids, who is literally in the back of a stranger's van.

Luckily, it belongs to a band and not a murderer. And in the end, after Dewey's caught, he becomes a music teacher for real, despite all this creepy behavior. That's like if Bonnie & Clyde ended with the couple being given jobs as bank managers. Also, shouldn't he be in jail? He committed multiple crimes, right? Hell, when the police come for him, it cuts to him running down the hall.

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Almost Famous is a heartwarming story about a teen boy befriending a bunch of statutory rapists. One might defend this as an accurate reflection of the kind of sordid hijinks that happened all the time in the '70s, while America was distracted by Watergate and Burt Reynolds' mustache. But consider that the real-life inspiration for Hudson's character didn't start hanging around with bands until she was 17, which was apparently a little too long in the tooth for Crowe.

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But don't let the wholesome exterior fool you. These characters are deeply disturbing, twisted individuals. The story is basically The Hills Have Eyes, but with songs. The movie follows seven brothers who live in the mountains during the 1800s. During a trip into town, they meet some girls they fancy, so these smitten lads decide to ... leave, then return under cover of darkness and abduct them. Seriously, they grab these women, shove sacks over their heads, and throw them screaming onto a sleigh like some kind of human-trafficking Santa.

Then they purposefully cause an avalanche so that none of these women's families can save them.

In the end, the brothers and their abductees all marry -- not out of love, but because the townspeople finally reach them and force a mass shotgun wedding after it's become apparent that they've all had sex.

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Adding to Geordi's incel energy is a long-running storyline beginning in the episode "Booby Trap." With the Enterprise in peril, La Forge turns to the holodeck -- not for another cringey beachfront date, but to consult a holographic representation of the designer of the ship's engine, Dr. Leah Brahms. Geordi modifies the program and injects Brahms with a personality. And he's finally able to connect with a woman ... because he'scontrolling her. He eventually realizes it's not real, so he ends the program. But not before totally making out with Dr. Brahms.

The next year, in the episode "Galaxy's Child," the real Dr. Brahms comes to visit. And even though she's kind of a jerk, Geordi still relentlessly hits on her, which seems unprofessional, to say the least. Geordi backs off when he finds out she's married. But then she stumbles upon his holographic facsimile of her and is understandably horrified. She basically accuses Geordi of holo-rape.

Naturally, Geordi apologizes and asks for forgiv- kidding, he responds by yelling at her. Despite the fact that she feels "violated" by his icky behavior, he somehow acts as though he's the real victim because she was slightly rude to him earlier.

He claims that the only thing he's "guilty" of is offering her "friendship."

They end up working together in order to save the Enterprise, and in the end, she does indeed apologize to him. Shouldn't this have culminated with Geordi being dragged into Starfleet's HR department?

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