Despite Hayek repeatedly shutting down his advances, Trump, that yuge respecter of women's boundaries, kept calling and calling, until one day Hayek noticed a story in The National Enquirer about how a certain "genius" "billionaire" "playboy" "philanthropist" wouldn't date her because she was too short. And right on cue, Trump was on the horn offering up a way to prove this story was bull.
"He called and left me a message. 'Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don't want people to think this about you.' He thought that I would try to go out with him so people wouldn't think that's why he wouldn't go out with me."
As abhorrent as this might be, we have to ask: What if he tried this tack in negotiations with North Korea? Hayek was too smart for it, but Kim Jong-un ...
He Screwed Over A Hair Metal Band For "Charity"
Back in 1991, Trump was tapped by Precious Metal, an all-girl hair metal band, to appear in a video for their cover of "Mr. Big Stuff," the song originally made famous by Jean Knight. In return, the band agreed to donate $25,000 to a charity of his choice. Which was almost definitely guaranteed to be the Donald Trump Foundation for Self-Enrichment, or "Trump Foundation" for short (as cynical as that might sound).
Against all odds, Trump turned up to the shoot and did what he said he would. Which suggests that if we filled the Oval Office with wigs, smoke machines, and scantily clad ladies, he might get some work done. Anyway, afterward, Trump turned to the band and demanded that instead of $25,000, he be paid a whopping $250,000, his rationale being that he only signed on for a cameo, not to appear throughout the video.