This month, Hasbro has released Monopoly For Millennials, the board game equivalent of a hot take. Monopoly For Millennials is more a satire than straight Monopoly, pretending to showcase how capitalism really works for the youngest, brokest generation. Tokens include the hashtag, the smiley face, and the smartphone -- but not other Millennial icons like the DSA badge, the tiki torch, or a middle-schooler in a fetal position during an active shooter drill. And while you still play the game with Monopoly money (which is weird, because we thought Millennials mostly get paid in exposure), you can't use that money to buy property or houses. Like the game's actual tagline hand-wringingly points out, "you can't afford it anyway."