This is not the only way San Francisco is trying to assure that its crap cup no longer runneth over. They're also constructing a whopping five new public restrooms, though many have already noted that those tend close at night, still leaving people with no place to go to relieve themselves. And while the Poop Patrol will definitely mop up whatever's running down the streets, none of this is tackling the underlying cause of all this: a city where housing has become so expensive that most middle-class San Franciscans live in constant fear they'll no longer be able to afford to rent their Amazon cardboard boxes.
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