Happy Birthday, Badass - August 11

It's August 11, maybe you or somebody you know has a birthday -- and so does Apple co-founder and all-around tech genius Steve Wozniak.

Happy Birthday, Badass - August 11Nichollas Harrison

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Prior to creating the Apple I and co-founding Apple computer, Wozniak was expelled from the University of Colorado Boulder for using their computer system to send prank messages. Later in life, he sent so many Tetris high scores to Nintendo Power that they stopped printing them. His workaround was to change his name to "Evets Kainzow."

So HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one and all, and to Steve Wozniak, who understands the code to life: having fun.

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