Trying to find cool celebrity stories in the news media shitstorm is like the world's saddest game of Where's Waldo. Nobody has time for that kind of stress so we've taken it upon ourselves to comb through the news and find the most interesting celebrity stories for you.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER UNDERWENT EMERGENCY SURGERY DUE TO COMPLICATIONS DURING A PLANNED, LESS-INVASIVE PROCEDURE TO REPLACE A VALVE IN HIS HEART. His

SNL COMEDIAN BILL HADER REVEALED THAT HE CONSIDERS JUSTIN BIEBER SNL TO BE THE WORST-BEHAVED GUEST DURING HIS TIME ON THE SHOW. He just was in a bad

SOURCE: E! Online

ANNE HATHAWAY PREEMPTIVELY SHAMED SHAMERS. Hathaway is gaining weight for a role and has posted a time lapse of her workout on Instagram with the capt

EDDIE IZZARD WAS APPOINTED TO THE BRITISH LABOUR PARTY'S NATIONAL EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE. The gender nonconforming comedian took a seat on the party's ru

JARED LETO IS GOING TO HITCHHIKE FROM NEW YORK TO LOS ANGELES. He announced the news during a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest, saying It's a prett

STEPHEN HAWKING will be next to Darwin and Newton. The renowned British scientist will be an eternal neighbor of his colleagues and fellow countrymen

SOURCE: BBC

SEAN PENN BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUEE has written a... um... a novel, we think. The Penn-penned thing, entitled Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff (really),

SETH ROGEN SAYS HE KNEW ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP'S AFFAIR WITH STORMY DANIELS. A DECADE AGO. Rogen, who appeared in two mainstream films with Daniels, di

SOURCE: People

Katy's Gut, Arnie's Heart, & Other Celeb Parts Making News

SOURCE: Buzzfeed

T.J. MILLER WAS CHARGED FOR REPORTING A FAKE BOMB THREAT. Miller dialed 911 to report that a passenger on the train he was riding had a bomb in her ba

SOURCE: Deadline

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