Doctor Strange Looks Like A Disorderly Rave
Presumably because Robert Downey Jr.'s love of money isn't going away any time soon, Marvel launched a new series about a goateed jackass who becomes a better person after suffering a grievous injury and dabbling in some superpowers: Doctor Strange. Thanks to some magic doodads and the Ancient One (who turns out to be a middle-aged white lady), Strange is able to fight with balls of energy and bolts of otherworldly lightning.
Marvel StudiosGoku has aged quite gracefully.
Without The CGI, Though ...
Dude was swinging around a glow stick. Doctor Strange's fight with Kaecilius looks like a drunken brawl at a rave for middle-aged men. It's less "magical battle to save the Universe" and more "using Christmas lights to disarm a Juggalo of his Devil Sticks."
Marvel StudiosMarvel made sure to cast actors with only one facial expression for this movie solely so they wouldn't crack up.
And those portals Strange conjures like he's using some kind of black magic Uber? A glowing hula hoop they probably stole from the Flaming Lips.
Marvel StudiosWe got a contact high just looking at this picture.