Lucky Charms, Unlucky Frogs, And Other Weird News You Missed

There's a lot of important news out there that definitely deserves your attention. This isn't it. These are the weirdest, what-the-fuckiest headlines that somehow got buried in the sea of rational stories, this week. You're welcome.
Source: Yahoo! News
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Source: People
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Source: The Guardian
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Source: Bloomberg, The Guardian, ARS Technica
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Source: National Geographic
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Source: Time
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Source: CBC
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Source: BBC
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Source: USA Today
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Source: The Jerusalem Post
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Source: USA Today
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