There's a lot of important news out there that definitely deserves your attention. This isn't it. These are the weirdest, what-the-fuckiest headlines that somehow got buried in the sea of rational stories, this week. You're welcome.

A TALL MAN FAILED TO GET INTO BLACK PANTHEF A very tall, mysterious stranger was spotted in Carson, California trying to inconspicuously get into a sh

A CALIFORNIA WOMAN NAMED TAYLOR MUHL DISCOVERED THAT HER UNIQUE, TORSO-DIVIDING 9BIRTHMARK WAS ACTUALLY THE RESULT OF CHIMERISM: TWO SETS OF DNA CAUS

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Apple's new headquarters have glass walls to encourage networking and collaboration. There's just one little problem: EMPLOYEES KEEP SMACKING INTO THE

SCIENTISTS MADE A SHEEP HUMAN HYBRID. The breakthrough embryo, which was not allowed to develop beyond four weeks, brings researchers closer to the co

A PROFESSOR FAILED HER STUDENT, INSISTING Australia is NOTa country! After being told her research was invalid for referencing a continent and not a

CRACKEDcO A COUPLE ATTENDED A BAGPIPE CONCERT BY MISTAKE. REDHOT Duncan Robb and his girlfriend had already booked a flight from England to Ireland to

AN UNIDENTIFIED MAN WAS ATTACKED AND EATEN BY THE LIONS THAT OFFICIALS SUSPECT HE WAS ATTEMPTING TO POACH NEAR KRUGER NATIONAL PARK IN SOUTH AFRICA. A

A COUPLE SOLD EVERYTHING THEY OWNED TO SAIL AROUND THE WORLD. THE BOAT SANK ON ITS SECOND DAY. Tanner Broadwell and Nikki Walsh invested $10.000 in th

A GARDENER IN ISRAEL FOUND A 700-YEAR-OLD SANTA CLAUS RINGI Dekel Ben-Shitrit found the bronze ring while weeding. Antiquities experts identified the

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