Source: Yahoo! News
There's a lot of important news out there that definitely deserves your attention. This isn't it. These are the weirdest, what-the-fuckiest headlines that somehow got buried in the sea of rational stories, this week. You're welcome.
Source: The Jerusalem Post
Source: USA Today
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