The 10 Best Dark Humor Jokes from George Carlin

‘There is something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusory appearance of good health, while germ-laden medical waste washes up on the sand all around them’

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Farts, Flu, Friendship, And Other Breaking Health News

Farts, Flu, Friendship, And Other Breaking Health News

When it comes to our health, scientists are constantly changing their minds about what we should worry about. Since worry is, ironically, also bad for your health, we've decided to save you some sick days by researching all the latest science bombs about what's good and bad for you. So relax and go have some coffee. Next month it'll probably be bad for you again.

AMERICA IS IN THE MIDST OF ONE OF THE WORST FLU SEASONS ON RECORD, AND IT SPREADS BECAUSE MILLIONS OF WORKERS ARE FINANCIALLY PRESSURED TO GO TO WORK

AN INGREDIENT IN McDonald's FRIES MAY HELP CURE BALDNESS. (Hint: It's the oil.) Japanese researchers found that DMPS, which McD's uses in its cooking

Source: Inc

Farts, Flu, Friendship, And Other Breaking Health News

Source: Time

The emerald cockroach wasp injects cockroaches with a venom that turns them into mindless zombies, ready to be eaten alive by its larvae. THAT VENOM C

A STUDY SHOWS THAT GONORRHEA BACTERIA IN CHINA ARE BECOMING RESISTANT TO THE ONLY TWO ANTIBIOTICS LEFT TO TREAT THEM... AND THEY'RE SPREADING. Samples

RESEARCH SUGGESTS THAT FRIENDS' BRAINS HAVE REMARKABLYS SIMILAR REACTIONS TO STIMULI, SUCH AS VIDEOS THAT EVOKE EMOTION, ATTENTION, AND Youlube Sah

SCIENTISTS HAVE DEVELOPED AN ANTIBODY THAT COULD BE A BREAKTROUGH IN FIGHTING OBESITY. It neutralizes asprosin, an appetite-regulating hormone that is

Source: CNBC

HEART ATTACKS ARE DEADLIER IF YOU ARE A WOMAN. It's not a biological fact. It's just that you'll get worse care than a man. A Swedish study found that

Source: Bustle

YOUR HOTEL ROOM IS EVEN GROSSER THAN YOU THOUGHT. One study found FECAL BACTERIA present on 81 percent of tested surfaces, including light switches, t

Source: Time

Farts, Flu, Friendship, And Other Breaking Health News

Source: MIT

Farts, Flu, Friendship, And Other Breaking Health News

Source: MSN, GQ

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