To prove that she was totally shocked and humiliated by the whole incident, she wrote an erotic companion novel. Kind of like the Star Wars expanded universe, but with slightly more dongs and slightly worse writing. We can't reprint, well, any sentence from the book without committing a crime against literature, but it's basically a blow by blow account of her encounter with Deen, related as clinically and passionlessly as an overworked gynecologist would. But in the book they have different names, so it's totally fiction, you guys. Just a nice little story with no relation to that thing she never intended anyone to see, swearsies.
Sisqo Released An "Updated" Version Of "Thong Song" For 2017
Sisqo was 1999 incarnate. He's what would happen if you mixed Carson Daly's hair gel and Britney Spears's body glitter together in Missy Elliott's trash bag. He had exactly one smash hit -- "Thong Song" -- and for a certain demographic, the tune still brings a single margarita-salty tear to the eye. Sisqo hung his whole career on that song, because the only other career he tried was acting, and we've all seen Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Season 6, Episode 1. We know how that turned out.
Viacom ProductionsWe couldn’t find video, but he gets out-acted by the talking cat puppet.