Look, we get it. There's way too much important news to keep track of, but if you look away, you might miss something. So we're here to save your sanity by combing through the current headlines and quickly summing up the most ridiculous and/or important stories. Please note that we're not responsible for any insanity caused by the stories themselves.
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You don't make astonishing amounts of money without ending up a jerk in some way.
Criminal behavior can be influenced by some very weird, seemingly random factors.
Even our most popular forms of entertainment can treat their employees like absolute trash.
The news spent weeks reporting on these giant scandals without bothering to mention the stupidest parts.