Look, we get it. There's way too much important news to keep track of, but if you look away, you might miss something. So we're here to save your sanity by combing through the current headlines and quickly summing up the most ridiculous and/or important stories. Please note that we're not responsible for any insanity caused by the stories themselves.
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We're so inundated with Trump news that we shrug off scandals that would tank any other president.
Here are a few historically important sites to which time has been more than unkind.