This is the last piece of the puzzle to confirm that Mark Zuckerberg is a bug-alien, just like the one in Men In Black, who shambles around in ill-fitting skin and demands "SUGAR WATER." There is nothing more arachnid-like and inhuman than using a cartoon avatar VR demo to tour the devastation in Puerto Rico. Zuckerberg's cartoon torso floats around the damage, like some kind of Wii sports character about to play golf around the broken remnants of people's lives.
Perhaps the entity known as Zuckerberg will use his cute VR cartoon technology to tour other fun things, like a child's funeral or war-torn Syria. After all, they went to the moon with a dog, what a fun goofy thing! Just like disaster zones! Bug aliens are so lacking in empathy, human suffering is as distant and imaginary as a moon-trip with a dog.
This won't be enough for Zuckerberg. His ultimate goal is to get humanity to eschew their physical forms, entering an entirely virtual world that preys upon other humans' misery. "Yes humans. It is normal to have no legs and float around recent human tragedy. Normal. NORMAL. I AM NORMAL. NORMAL NORMAL."
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