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Morgan Freeman Lost A Bet, Had To Record Zach Braff's Voicemail

Morgan Freeman is often referred to as the "Voice of God" because of his velvety smooth delivery, and because he's literally played God. The man has narrated everything from penguin marches to Visa commercials to the voice commands on Batman's beefed-up bike ... and one lucky A-hole's phone greeting. This A-hole:

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Johnny Depp Made Penelope Cruz Dress Like Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo

Back in 2011, Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz were making Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides when, for some mysterious, unexplained reason, they started thinking about shit.

It started with Depp using a fart machine to play pranks on his co-stars on set, but the poop obsession soon went much, much further. According to Cruz, at one point she and Depp made a bet with each other. She didn't disclose the details, but we're thinking it was something like "Which one of us will be the male star of the next Tim Burton movie?" What's important is that the loser of the bet had to dress up like Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, a South Park character who is exactly what he sounds like. And that loser was Cruz.

South Park Studios, Walt Disney Studios

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Bets Account For A Good Chunk Of Hollywood's Dumbest Tattoos

"Daring friends to get tattoos" is a pastime primarily enjoyed by 1) college freshmen, 2) prison inmates, and 3) big-name celebrities. Take Stephen Baldwin, for example (we didn't say the name was big because of him). How desperate was the Stephenest of the Baldwins for a job back in 2008? So desperate that when Miley Cyrus jokingly said she'd get him a guest spot on Hannah Montana if he got the "HM" initials tattooed on himself, he fucking did it.

Wanna feel sad? Baldwin never even appeared on Hannah Montana.

Cosmopolitan

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Kim Possible Bet That Fifty Shades Of Grey Wouldn't Be A Hit, Was Forced To Go Outside In Her Underwear ... In February?

When Fifty Shades Of Grey made the improbable jump from Twilight fan fiction to something more than five people have read, many pointed out that maybe not everything in these books abided by the whole "consent" thing. At what point does a sexual encounter go from "This is awesome, keep doing me" to "That thing is for whipping horses, I did not request this"? One notable celebrity who had a problem with the books was former Disney TV star Christy Carlson Romano, who voiced the titular character in Kim Possible (a series that definitely exists because some executive was super proud of their pun).

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The Entire Career Of Gremlins' Director Started On A Bet With Roger Corman

Joe Dante (Gremlins, The 'Burbs, Innerspace) is one of those directors to blame for the fact that everyone who grew up in the '80s won't shut up about their childhood. So while his name isn't bandied about like the Spielbergs and the Lucases, he's had a fine career -- which almost didn't happen, and was actually born out of a bet.

In the '70s, Dante was working as a lowly trailer editor. One day, B-movie producer and secret architect of modern Hollywood Roger Corman was having lunch with a colleague, Joe Davison, when a wager was proposed. Davison claimed he could produce a movie for as little as $90,000 -- an unheard-of amount even for people used to passing off chunks of plastic as outer space monsters. Corman accepted the bet, knowing that you couldn't even get Burt Reynolds to put on a shirt for that pitiful sum of money. Since he couldn't afford, say, Francis Ford Coppola for that amount (back then), Davison entrusted the making of the movie to two of his trailer editors ... one of whom happened to be Dante. In interviews, Dante has said that it was more like $60,000, so someone must have pocketed a third of the cash along the way.

Anyway, this is where Dante's film-chopping talent came in handy. He knew that filming action scenes for this movie would be financially impossible, so he was stuck filming scenes of actors talking. However, by setting the movie itself in the seedy world of low budget movie-making, Dante had the perfect excuse to throw in parts of other movies made by Corman's company. Free use of stock footage led to them splicing all kinds of shit that didn't make sense, but they fudged the details after the fact by filming scenes that were similar to the stock scenes. With ten whole days to make the movie, Dante and pals somehow pulled it off. For a cool $80,000.

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Werner Herzog Jumped Into A Cactus To Appease An Actor He Lit On Fire

When noted German director (and even more noted maniac) was shooting his movie Even Dwarfs Started Small, one of his dwarf actors was accidentally struck by a car. Then, in a separate incident, the same actor caught fire. Since the actor's name wasn't Klaus Kinski, Herzog wished him no ill, and put out the fire with his own person. Still, the event left the director unsettled. He stood in front of his cast and crew and promised, "If all of you get out of this film unscathed, I am going to jump in the cacti." You know, like they teach at leadership seminars.