5 Huge (And Under-Reported) Problems With Trump's Cabinet

When he was a district attorney in Alabama in the 1980s, Sessions prosecuted three people for the crime of dropping the absentee ballots of elderly black voters off at the post office, charging them with mail fraud and conspiracy, for which they faced over 100 years in prison. Clearly, he was trying to send a message to someone, and we're guessing that someone was "black people trying to vote in Alabama." During a confirmation hearing for his appointment to a Reagan judgeship, several people testified that he had made racist comments in front of them, including calling a black man "boy," declaring a white civil-rights lawyer a race traitor, and liberally using the n-word in private. The testimony ultimately kept him from a federal judgeship. That's right: He was too racist for 1980s Congress, but not for the 2017 White House.

Then there were his attempts to screw over poorly funded school districts (and the disabled children who attended them) in Alabama. After half a century of the state depriving children the right to a public education through unbalanced funding, a Circuit Court Judge deemed the practice unconstitutional and demanded a change. Sessions then spent most of his career as Alabama attorney general trying to discredit the judge, maintaining he was defending the State School Board (the School Board quickly declared that Sessions did not actually represent them or their views). Sessions continued the fight until the Alabama Supreme Court upheld the ruling and told Sessions to go away.

Finally, Sessions outright fought against giving equal funding to LGBTQ student groups because of their promotion of "illegal, sexually deviate activities defined in the sodomy and sexual misconduct laws," which was actual law in Alabama at the time. He hasn't shown any signs of mellowing out either, vocally opposing same-sex marriage and voting twice against including sexual orientation in hate crime legislation. Then again, it must be pretty hard to vote for something you yourself are probably guilty of.

But that was ages ago. Surely, the serial racist, sexist, elitist homophobe has had to change his ways in order to join the Trump Cabinet. After all, Trump said transgender people can use whichever bathroom they want! He must be appointing Jeff Sessions in the same way Quentin Tarantino casts aging character actors -- he knows they deserve another chance.

Sure, that must be it.

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See, Ross purchased the Sago mine, which was notorious for its safety violations, about seven weeks before the disaster happened. It might seem unfair to hold him responsible, were it not for this excruciating interview in which he admits that he totally knew that the mine was wildly unsafe and decided to keep it open anyway. Ross justified his decision by insisting that "you have to put it in the context of the industry," which is asshole talk for "Sometimes workers get killed in your mine, and you just have to roll the dice." Someone with a general nonchalance about the lives of workers probably isn't the guy you want in charge of improving "standards of living for Americans."

But don't worry about OSHA - that'll be run by a true patriot.

It's also safe to say that Wilbur Ross doesn't much care for government being involved in businesses, which makes him an odd pick. His investment firm got their asses fined by the Securities and Exchange Commission for taking $10.4 million from investors in bogus fees. He has also gone on record saying that one of the major problems businesses face is all this pesky government regulation, which includes safety regulations for workers -- you know, like the dozen people who died in the Sago mine. How effective can you be at a government position you personally believe shouldn't exist? Maybe he could form a little club for anti-government bureaucrats with Rick Perry and Ron Swanson.

Honestly, it's a bit weird that Donald Trump would choose someone like Ross. Maybe he misheard "miners" as "minors" and couldn't help himself.

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It's kind of strange that Trump would appoint a 17-year Goldman Sachs executive who, as CNN put it, "profited from the housing meltdown," considering Donald Trump's previously aggressive stance on Wall Street and anyone involved with Goldman Sachs, particularly Ted Cruz and Hillary Clinton, both of whom Trump insisted were completely under Goldman Sachs' control.

But it's even more strange when you realize that Gary Cohn, Trump's pick for the head of the National Economic Council, currently works at Goldman Sachs as president and COO. (While we're at it, Steve Bannon, Trump's pick for White House chief strategist, also used to work for Goldman Sachs.) But how would Trump, a businessman, benefit from appointing a bunch of rich businessmen to important government positions? And now that we think about it, a lot of Trump's picks were key donors to his campaign. It's almost as if Trump is a pathological liar who misled millions of Americans in order to enrich himself and improve his businesses at the expense of the public office he now holds. A person beholden to his own financial interests and the financial interests of others. You know, a corrupt person.

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As for foreign influence, Flynn founded a consulting firm called the Flynn Intel Group after he was fired by Obama. The Flynn Intel Group has ties to Turkey, and Flynn himself had a paid speaking gig for RT, the "independent" pro-Putin news organization recently implicated by every U.S. intelligence agency in a Russian campaign to influence the 2016 election. He has even argued that "we have to try to figure out: How do we combine the United States' national security strategy along with Russia's national security strategy, despite all the challenges that we face?" For a group of people who want to drag America back to the 1950s, Trump's Cabinet picks sure do say an awful lot of things that would've gotten them accused as Soviet spies by Senator Joe McCarthy.

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Betsy DeVos, noted non-expert and, more importantly, a major Trump donor, is a fierce advocate of charter schools. Charter schools are, according to experts, a mixed bag -- in that it's pretty risky to put your kids in them. And it's not just their pretty underwhelming test scores, either. Charter schools compete directly with public schools for funding, but are notorious for being exempt of many pesky regulations and being without federal protection, meaning they're one corrupt, greedy administrator away from being bled dry while dozens of kids are being educated by an old VHS player.

DeVos and her associated groups don't just tolerate the capitalist playground that charter schools represent, they relish it. She has battled every bit of legislation that has called for this school system to have more oversight, leading to what some have charitably called "chaos." A great example of this is Detroit, whose DeVos-led embrace of charter schools is suspiciously timed with its drop in school performance. Even worse, thanks to their popularity with opportunists, the city's entire school system is now being flooded with subpar charter schools.

Even if we were to agree with DeVos that America's public school system is on the brink of collapse, which it isn't, how is the solution to tear it all down and introduce Mad Max levels of anarchy into the lives of young students? Putting DeVos in charge of public schools is like putting Godzilla in charge of Tokyo reconstruction. It's like putting Javert in charge of convict rehabilitation. It's like putting an Ayn-Rand-loving fast-food CEO in charge of protecting American workers.

Or, as one person put it, "It's like putting the fox in charge of the henhouse and hand-feeding it schoolchildren." Which is pretty much what this Trump administration is starting to represent. With every new nomination, Donald Trump is slowly revealing himself not to be a fascistic despot or chaotic agent of change, but merely an obvious, selfish rich guy who will harm the nation in the most boring way possible -- by using the office of the President to enrich his personal businesses and those of his supporters at the expense of the American people, and then leave in four (or eight) years and never look back. The rest of us get to clean up after him.

The author believes you should tweet Donald Trump about good experiences you had in public schools, or at the very least you should tweet a protest about such an obviously terrible candidate. Check out DonorsChoose.org to help fund public education projects. You know who else could use some money? The NAACP and the ACLU, who often litigate cases in areas affected by these Cabinet picks. And remember to fucking vote in the midterms.

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