The weekly news cycle is like a fast food restaurant ball pit -- colorful, exciting, and surprisingly full of crap. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

THE U.S. JUST HAD ITS WARMEST AUTUMN ON RECORD, WITH TEMPERATURES AVERAGING AN INCREDIBLE 4.1 DEGREES ABOVE NORMAL. VBOAE VM IMCBEDIBTE The increased

Google plans to power all its data centers with renewable energy

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