Let's face it: These days, the news is less about information and more about turning people into outrage junkies. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Carrie Fisher accuses Harrison Ford of being bad in bed in her new book

A judge ruled in favor of cryogenically freezing a terminally ill girl

Source: Source

Google is banning fake news sites from using its advertising service

Source: The Verge

Woman with four tigers living in her house arrested for child endangerment

Source: NBC News

Duck Dynasty has been cancelled

Source: UPROXX

Hiyao Miyazaki is coming out of retirement to do one more film

Source: The Verge

Runner knocked out of the race by a deer

Source: Fox Sports

McDonald's is now offering nutella sandwiches... Swety nutollo W MeCafe BUT, ONLY IN ITALY. There's been no word if they will ever offer them in the U

Source: USA Today

Steve Carell is in talks with Warner Bros. over a new Minecraft movie

Source: Variety

Donald Trump will pay 125 million to settle Trump University lawsuits

Twitter suspended the accounts of several alt-right leaders

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