Some weeks the news cycle is like a runaway train made entirely out of clown cars. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

United States accused Russia of hacking to subvert the election

A Southwest airplane was grounded when a replacement Galaxy Note phone started smoking and popping

A Montana man survived two grizzly bear attacks in one day

ATM fees are at an all time high

Pakistan passed a law to close legal loopholes on honor killings

4chan is struggling to pay its bills

The prime minister of Norway was caught playing Pokemon Go during a debate in parliament

An Arkansas woman caused a power outage when she climbed a tower to avoid an attacker

Ben Stiller is battling prostate cancer and Toni Braxton has been hospitalized for lupus

Video surfaces of Trump making lewd comments about women

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